The blog Best of Netflix has done us a solid and dethroned ABC Family's 13 Nights of Halloween as the go-to for cheesy Halloween movies and television.
This list is everything spooky, gory, and frightful Netflix has to offer. This year I'm going as slutty "girl who studies while watching Netflix" (photo not to come). What would that constitute? Sweatpants that are comically short and a cardboard cutout of a crudely drawn Netflix logo, most likely.
In case you were wondering, yes the title of this costume at the Halloween store is "Locked-Up Dream Girl Orange is the New Black." Hooray for adults with no children who celebrate Halloween.